Number 1: Cups and Saucers.
If last year's tea consumption is any indicator, we will be drinking a lot of it. And why not get classy? So I say, lets go all out and get a tea set complete with cups and saucers, and we can sit around and say things like rather! and poppycock!
Number 2: (Is anyone surprised?) Footwear
So, if we were to obtain any of these examples of quality pedial coverings we could be like:
Victoria Beckham (She wore shoes like these to toss the first pitch at what I think was a Yankees -boo- game; I would have just borrowed some from Sporty Spice, but these sneakers are fairly slammin)
Cinderella (these are real glass...unbelievably badass)
Luke Skywalker (I know he never REALLY wore bantha shoes, but he would have if he could have. Maybe it would be more likely that we would be like Obi Wan Kenobi)
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Me. Seriously. Who doesn't want to be like I was as a four year old? Or be like the dude in the picture. Of course, due to his awesome slippers and lacrosse sweatshirt I think we all know I'd rather be DATING the dude in the picture, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway, I had a pair of these bad boys when I was a wee lassie, and they ROCK. Seriously, who wants slippers that are the SAME?! (No offense, bantha booties, but Ernie and Bert show you up a million times over) And don't give me any of that Ernie and Bert have gay sex shit. All you need to know about them is that they are AWESOME.
Number 3: Knitting Needles
I assume that we will also continue to knit, in which case, why not get some adorable polka-dot knitting needles? They look prrretty cool, eh?
I honestly don't really like poptarts. Which makes it great that I have a roommate, becuase they DO come in pairs, and then when I have one and remember how much I don't really like them, Emily gets the other one! It's such a good system. I think it's why they put them in pairs, so they can appeal to the college population. It makes sense. Don't question it.
Number 5: Rum and Moxie
They were made for each other. 'Nuff Said.
Number 6: Rain Coat and Rain Pants
Why would you go outside in the rain unless fully protected? Or me? I don't know, but my favorite part about this sweet Rain Suit is how sexy the woman is trying to make it. Honey, it is a large sheet of plastic with some velcro on it. The only person that is going to think that is sexy is blind. And has no tactile feeling. And deaf or really like the sound of tarp. Some people juggle geese. But anyway, for all those who don't enjoy long rain dances then running into the building sopping wet and trailing wet jean cuffs on the floor, you can join me in the fun part without the mess if you just invest! I think it's a workable plan.
Number 7: Breasts
Two girls, one room, no breast cancer. There will be boobs. Oh my I just got the best idea for a spin-off porno. But it's probably totally already made. Back on track, and don't be alarmed these little bimbos are all mine, and since Emily is having a love affair with that shirt, I think that is what the breasts living in our room will probably look like quite often. So get ready to enjoy!Number 8: Mario and Luigi
See, my mother promised my brother a Wii if he got good grades last semester. He did, and thus I am now totally a nintendo fan. So I figure with Emily's pre-geekdom and my proto-geekdom we will be seeing quite a lot of these guys and all sorts of other video game characters. (I chose a picture of Baby M and L because I play with Baby Mario more often than not. He's awesome.)
Number 9: Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore
These two guys rock. I love them. Snape being Dumbledore's right-hand man, I think it's safe to assume that they are some sort of pair. How cute. And taking into account the fact that we all like Harry Potter, I think we will be seeing a lot of them. (I chose the Potter Puppt Pals version as a hint)
Number 10: Baby Ponies
I love this story 10 million. And those babies are the cutest things I have ever seen. We can fit them in our room, right?
So, that's what I am expecting from next year in terms of paired things. Will it be difficult? MAYBE! Can we accomplish it?! OF COURSE WE CAN!
And last but not least:
Everything written made me laugh outside, much to my embarrassment (although the only living thing around to hear me was the cat... and she glared) but I'm afraid moxie is a no-go of ickiness. Sorry :/ But maybe Moxie and Coke can be like Burt and Ernie... you'll drink one, I'll drink the other, and all will be well.
ReplyDeletep.s. I love that shirt. I saw another shirt PRETENDING to be like it at the mall, and I almost ripped it off the hanger in anger.
Of course, I'm down with the tea set. OF COURSE Bert and Ernie and that dude in the picture too, why not? And I will drink Moxie with anything, even Moxie with Moxie, so I'm totally down. The footwear and boobs are covered. Only I take exception to the rain apparel 'cos I'm a true Northwest badass, bimbo!
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