Tetris Support Group

Hey spaz! (I'm talking to you Miss Graham) Hey bim! (NORBS)

I would like to invite you to the Tetris Support Group, a group in which members can commiserate over Facebook Tetris scores, talk about how you want to rearrange everything that you see in real life, and dream of rainbow colored block shapes at night.

I am your group leader. It is my responsibility to pull you away from the ScotZone, library, or your personal computer even though you are on the 12th level and nag you about
1) studying
2) cleaning
3) doing laundry
4) performing other necessary human functions such as talking or making words other than excited noises during Tetris play such as "nnrgggh" or "hzzzzwy!"

You may know me as "That Bitch" but please know that I would never do something like
1) shut down your computer while you're playing
2) pull you away from THE GRAND MASTER LEVEL 999
3) tickle you

But I will
1) imitate my Asian mom and tell you in an annoying Asian accent that I DID NOT sit in a disease-ridden and overcrowded refugee boat full of DESPAIR and MISERY while I was PREGNANT WITH YOU so that you can honor the family name by going to college and then lose your scholarship BY PLAYING SOME COMPUTER GAME
2) imitate my Asian dad and stare at you in deathly silence with disappointment and disgust in my eyes
3) distract you with cookies

Happy playing (in moderation)
Love,
Leann