Article 1: Twilight Paraphernalia.
Yes, it's true. I will not tolerate posters, perfumes, cutouts nor Christmas ornaments bearing the faces of the teenage-beloved characters of said novel to infringe on my abode. They are allowed to inhabit a small box outside of the room labeled: filth.
Article 2: Anything less than 3" heels.
We all know how sexy shoes can be. Honestly, when I'm feeling really down I go to Shoes.com and look at all the heels, imagining how hot/ridiculous I'd feel if I
could walk around sporting those snakeskin pumps. Thus, if heels are to be worn, they must be as AWESOME as Barney Stinson. None of those one-inch fuckers. (this was the best part to write cause I got to search for good pictures of shoes - it was awesome)Article 3: Rabbits.
"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?"
~Anya
She has got a poi
nt. I just wanted to take this time to express how FUCKING CREEPY these stupid animals are. This picture is my exhibit A. If I saw this thing I would not pick it up, I would scream and kick it. It would then attack me and you wouldn't find my body until my gnawed-on skeleton was found in the swamp. You guys have no idea. No bunnies. Not in my living quarters. Because then they will become my deathbed.And also...although we are not as RIDICULOUSLY STUPID as the woman in this video, apparently cats and rabbits don't go together very well. Okay?
Just because bunnies creep you out, doesn't mean it should make Donnie Darko any less of an awesome film.
ReplyDeleteAnd OF COURSE Barney Stinson would approve of sexy heels. Those bimbos...
I second EVERY WORD that Leann said. Also, that lady was/is a complete idiot.
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